Laugh, RFOL, repeat.
1. "When I was your age I had ONE toy, and it was a dead bug! You kids don't know how good you have it."
Kittens these days.
Video of the Day
Video of the Day
2. "Meet Diesel. He gets his own version of bed head after a good nap."
Splash lightly with water to reset your cat back to its original factory setting.
3. "I got a new turtle. It’s the very RARE, backpack turtle."
New Hide & Seek Champion.
4. "Sir Lionel the Void does not understand that fried chicken contains garlic and he cannot have it so he has been put into a temporary sky jail."
Even in sky jail, Lionel's eyes are still locked on the prize.
5. "I’ve never seen her sit like that🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️"
I call this pose "haunches".
6. "Now this is what I call an anti-theft de-purr-ent."
Crime is canceled.
7. "If your cat was on a dating site, what would their profile pic be?"
[Swipes right]
8. "I made sure to pack my XS void and my XL void"
Copy, enlarge, paste.
9. "No rent, no job, no problems 💅"
I too aspire to this level of relaxation.
10. "Okay fine, I will try walking in your shoes. "
[Depeche Mode starts playing in the background}
11. "Why do these babies look so suspicious?? It seems to me like they’re debating what to do with the body ☠️😂"
One's the mastermind, one's an unwitting accomplice. Your challenge is to figure out which is which.
12. "Caught red handed! This is Kya, she likes when daddy trims his plants and if he doesn’t, she does it for him 🤣🤣"
Time to organize a GoFundMe to raise money for Kya's legal fees. Is there a lawyer out there reading this who is willing to defend her pro bono?
13. "Hears can of tuna open in kitchen"
Lurk Level: Expert.
14. "Came home early from work. Found the cats like this:"
Onlypaws goes to a different page, this isn't that page 🤣🤣🤣
15. "There was a cat at the bar last night"
BRB, off to frame and hang this in the Mew-suem of Modern Art.